"Pakistani Journalism's Great Minds...!!
During a wedding, as the bride tearfully bid farewell, attached to her father's neck, a person present there remarked that this marriage won't last long. The reason? The bride doesn't seem happy; she's crying.
The bride's father, wiping tears, asked the groom who this person was. The groom replied, 'He is Javed Chaudhry, the one with the red mustache.'
When Hafeez Jullundhri was writing the national anthem, a young man suddenly barged in, declaring in his ear that this national anthem is a mix of Persian and Urdu, and the nation will reject it. Jullundhri, putting his pen down, asked the person, 'Who is this?' The reply came, 'He is Hasan Nisar.'
Nelson Mandela, when released from prison after 27 years, was heading towards the gate. A young man, shouting angrily, said, 'You wasted 27 years for those black-faced people, and in anger, he continued to curse and left. Mandela asked the person standing next to him, 'Who was that?' The reply came, 'You don't know? That's Rauf Klasra.'
When Iqbal shared the dream of Pakistan with Muslims, a person said, 'Your dreams have mistakes.' Iqbal asked, 'Who is this?' The person standing next to him said, 'He is Nasrat Javaid.'
Shah Jahan was building the Taj Mahal, and the work was completed. Suddenly, a person came running and said, 'The design of the Taj Mahal is not correct.' Shah Jahan, astonished, asked, 'Who is this?' His companion said, 'He is Talaat Hussain.'
As the ship took off, a traveler started hitting the pilot, saying, 'Wen-welling kar raho, sharam nahi aati.' After he left, the pilot asked the air hostess, 'Who was that idiot?' The reply came, 'He is Iqrar ul Hassan Chohan.'
Before Pakistan's creation, Quaid-e-Azam was traveling from Lahore to Karachi. At the airport, he encountered a young man who, filled with rage, said, 'This politics is not for you; you've created a distorted Pakistan. Go back to London.' Saying this, he left. Quaid asked, 'Who was that?' The person standing nearby replied, 'Matiaullah Jan.'
In London, during a round table conference, Quaid-e-Azam and Allama Iqbal were present. Suddenly, the room's door opened, and a young woman entered. She stopped everyone and angrily said, 'You people are deceiving the people of the subcontinent. This is not a round table conference because the table on which you are having a round table conference is not round.' Saying this, she left the room in anger. The Maharaja of Kapurthala asked Allama Iqbal, 'Who was that woman?' To which Iqbal replied, 'She is Ghareeda Farooqi.'
The hockey World Cup final was happening between Pakistan and Germany. The match was intense. Sometimes, the ball was with Kaleemullah, sometimes with Hasan Sardar, sometimes with Qasim Zia.
Suddenly, a young man entered the ground, and the match stopped. The young man gathered all the players and angrily shouted, 'You are fighting among yourselves for a small ball. Aren't you ashamed? If you need a ball, I'll buy one.' Saying this, the young man left the ground. After his departure, Germany's captain, Michael Peter, came to Hasan Sardar and asked, 'Who was that?' Hasan Sardar replied, 'He is Saleem Safi.'
Newton once said, 'Just as an apple fell on my head, similarly, a mango fell on this person's head.' When I asked him what conclusion he drew from the mango falling on his head, the person with a head like a mango said, 'If the mango falls straight, it's sweet, and if it falls upside down, it's sour.' This witty person was none other than Suhail Warraich.
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Newton writes in his research article that just as I was deeply engrossed in thought upon an apple falling on my head, a young man came from somewhere. He slapped me on the head and said, 'Sit far away; an apple falling on your head can cause it to burst.' Then he made four pieces of the apple and ate it himself. Upon my inquiry, my disciple informed me that this was Ansar Abbasi."
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